Ohhh Mooommmyyyy!

I have been in the basement. I like the basement. It is cool in the basement.

But when mommy comes down into the basement it is not so fun. She picks me up and brings me upstairs! What a bad mommy! And I was just getting dirty too. grrrrrrrrrr. Whateva. Mommy also tries to stop me from having baths 'cause she knows I hate them.

I am SO lazy... YAWN!!

I like this new place in Mew Pawltz. It has very soft beds and amazing light. I even got mommy to let me sleep there. I like the meat they give me. I especially like the little treats they sometimes give me (e.g. pork off mommy's plate, chicken off mommy's plate, turkey off mommy's plate... you get the idea.)

Oh, I had no clue grandmommy had a camera! Say beef!

Well, here I am, enjoying the VERY WARM bed.

Oh! The Fourth of Pusseye!

(Oops! I mean July!)

Mommy says there is fyre whorks. What are fyre whorks? Oh no! Maybe I should look it up.
Oh no! It says it is a device containing gon pawdir. That will blow me up! NOOO! meow. I will not see the fyre whorks. Mommy says her birthday is coming up. What should I get her? Mommy likes catnip- I will get her that! Oh no! I am out of munnie. I will have to get her a penny. Oh well... Oh, mommy says that I will like fyre whorks. I will have to go, mommyis takeing me away from the kedybord$

My Birthday

Mommy says it's my birthday. What is a birthday? I don't know what she is talking about. Do you? I think I'll think it over while I'm eating this delicious pork.

Foldy, Foldy, Burning Bright

Here is may new poem:

Poco! Poco! Burning bright
In the kitchen in the night,
Which person, girl or boy
Could understand I'm hungry?


In what decent time doth wake
To feed my fearful tummy ache?
On what lunch will hope come through
That someone might just notice you...


And what boulder will I cross
To twist the cat toy of my heart?
And when the day begins to fall,
I get hungry? No, not you.


Poco! Poco! Burning bright
In the kitchen in the night,
Which person, girl or boy
Could understand I'm hungry?

I Am Enjoying The Open Windows!!!

The windows are open an I love them to sit in. MOMMY! Can I please not use italics???(Mommy: Yes: don't have to now that I am fully sure that you can type right.)

.... Mommy said so......

I have a cold

SNIFF. Mew. I have a cold and my eyes are watery, and I can't see! Mew boo hoo. SNIFF. I hope my brothers aren't sick like I am. YAWN! I am tired. 'Night!