I am SO lazy... YAWN!!

I like this new place in Mew Pawltz. It has very soft beds and amazing light. I even got mommy to let me sleep there. I like the meat they give me. I especially like the little treats they sometimes give me (e.g. pork off mommy's plate, chicken off mommy's plate, turkey off mommy's plate... you get the idea.)

Oh, I had no clue grandmommy had a camera! Say beef!

Well, here I am, enjoying the VERY WARM bed.

Oh! The Fourth of Pusseye!

(Oops! I mean July!)

Mommy says there is fyre whorks. What are fyre whorks? Oh no! Maybe I should look it up.
Oh no! It says it is a device containing gon pawdir. That will blow me up! NOOO! meow. I will not see the fyre whorks. Mommy says her birthday is coming up. What should I get her? Mommy likes catnip- I will get her that! Oh no! I am out of munnie. I will have to get her a penny. Oh well... Oh, mommy says that I will like fyre whorks. I will have to go, mommyis takeing me away from the kedybord$

My Birthday

Mommy says it's my birthday. What is a birthday? I don't know what she is talking about. Do you? I think I'll think it over while I'm eating this delicious pork.

Foldy, Foldy, Burning Bright

Here is may new poem:

Poco! Poco! Burning bright
In the kitchen in the night,
Which person, girl or boy
Could understand I'm hungry?


In what decent time doth wake
To feed my fearful tummy ache?
On what lunch will hope come through
That someone might just notice you...


And what boulder will I cross
To twist the cat toy of my heart?
And when the day begins to fall,
I get hungry? No, not you.


Poco! Poco! Burning bright
In the kitchen in the night,
Which person, girl or boy
Could understand I'm hungry?

I Am Enjoying The Open Windows!!!

The windows are open an I love them to sit in. MOMMY! Can I please not use italics???(Mommy: Yes: don't have to now that I am fully sure that you can type right.)

.... Mommy said so......

I have a cold

SNIFF. Mew. I have a cold and my eyes are watery, and I can't see! Mew boo hoo. SNIFF. I hope my brothers aren't sick like I am. YAWN! I am tired. 'Night!

I LOVE RAW MEAT DIET THEY GIVE ME NOW!!

I got converted to raw meat a while ago, but I am getting more and more used to it, and now it is my favorite thing in the world!

I am such a hog, I steal Mr. Puss's food from him whe he's not looking and eat it all up before he comes back in. Mew. I still go "Eh" as my meow, but I'm getting to a big "MEROWR" soon. I hope my old Mommy is OK.

WORD OF THE DAY BONUS:

Folded (Fole-ded): noun "her ears were folded" "The folded paper" folded or fold is a description of something that has been put over itself to form half or a quarter of what is was before: e.g. the table cloth was folded neatly in half.